Alex: A connoisseur of all things trash.
Ashley: Coming soon!
Ayla: No thoughts, just vibes. Also, I don't care if you don't like my pick.
Jordan: Compulsive homework doer.
Laura: I like games and have bad taste. Fight me.
Luke: Coming soon!
Max: My greatest joy in life is making my friends watch my favorite obscure movies and then holding court to expound upon their merits at length.
Peter: Coming soon!
Parker (member emeritus):